Thursday, July 22, 2010

Further Proof (As If We Needed It) That The Deity is Male

The spousal unit spent the last two days helping a neighbor put a new roof on his mother's house. The temperatures and humidity both have been in the mid-90s.

He (bounding up from the basement, where he has just taken a shower): Hey, I've lost eight pounds!

Me: %&#$*&^$!!!

6 comments:

Lidian said...

Yes, that is really VERY unfair! My DH is very similar, is as thin as he was when I met him 25 years ago. Not, not fair!

Lydia said...

For. Real.

Pat aka Posh said...

LOL mine is working hard at gaining a tummy yeehaw!! about time :-)

Packrat said...

Just half joking here. ;) Well, now, let's look at this another direction. A smart female wouldn't deliberately go out onto a roof in those temps. Losing those eight pounds is great, but would working in those conditions be worth it?

Seriously, tho, most women would just retain fluids and gain weight, not lose it. sigh.....

Shay said...

I would get dizzy and fall off (no head for heights. In basic they had to throw me off the dive tower when we went for our swim quals).

Packrat said...

I think I would have died...