Thursday, October 23, 2014
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Monday, October 20, 2014
Email from sweet, lovely boss: Can you speak at an NAACP event this weekend about Ebola?
Me: I can think of things I'd rather do.
Turns out that this "event" is the 2014 State Convention. There are a number of reasons why I don't want to do this, and the least of them is that it's only four days away.
Sunday, October 19, 2014
DROMEDARY COCOANUT MACAROONS
1 1/4 cups Dromedary Cocoanut
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1/3 cup condensed milk
"Mix cocoanut, condensed milk and vanilla thoroughly. Beat egg white until stiff, combine mixtures, shake into cakes. Bake in moderate oven 15 minutes." Good Housekeeping, October 1919.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
There is no money in my program's budget for overtime, but guess who spent six hours at work today.
As the Emergency Manager for the university said, unless we're over-reacting the public thinks we're not doing anything.
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Monday, October 6, 2014
Thursday, October 2, 2014
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
I am in a training session with, among other people, six members of a local fire department. Two of them are discussing a piece of equipment.
Fire Dude #1: Is (make of radio) firefighter-proof?
Fire Dude #2: If you can use it as a wheel chock, it's firefighter-proof.
The instructor is a quiet gentleman from Utah who really should have known better.
Instructor: So what is the single most dangerous item in your house?
Fire Dude #2: My wife.
The training ends with a tabletop exercise simulating a flood in a resort town.
Instructor: You still have over 50 people stranded at the (imaginary) hotel. What is your recommended course of action?
Fire Dude #3: They're tourists. Let 'em drown.
The best part of the training? After lunch, all of the fire dudes showed up wearing hot pink t-shirts with the breast cancer ribbon printed on them. Tight hot pink t-shirts.
Tuesday, September 30, 2014
Monday, September 29, 2014
From the Woman's Home Companion, February, 1919. The war had been over for three months and presumably the pressure to self-ration was beginning to lift. A pdf with eight volumes' worth of this periodical can be found on Google Books.
Sunday, September 28, 2014
The Table, Edouard Vuillard ~ 1909
WHEN breakfast is served in the dining-room, a white cloth is generally laid, although some ladies prefer variously coloured linen, with napkins to match. A vase of flowers or a dish of fruit should be placed in the centre. The table is then set as for dinner, with smaller plates and all sorts of pretty china, like an egg dish with a hen sitting contentedly, a butter plate with a recumbent cow, a sardine dish with fishes in Majolica,—in fact, any suggestive fancy. Hot plates for a winter breakfast in a plate-warmer near the table add much to the comfort.
Finger bowls with napkins under them should be placed on the sideboard and handed to the guest with the fruit. It is a matter of taste as to whether fruit precedes or finishes the breakfast; and the servant must watch the decision of the guest.
A grand breakfast to a distinguished foreigner, or some great home celebrity at Delmonico's for instance, would be,
A table loaded with flowers.
Oysters on the half-shell. Chablis.
Eggs stuffed. Eggs in black butter, (au beurre noir).
Chops and green peas. Champagne.
Salad of lettuce. Claret.
Charlotte Russe. Fruit Jelly. Ices.
Grapes. Peaches. Pears.
From The Art of Entertaining, by M. E. W. Sherwood, 1893.
Friday, September 26, 2014
Monday, September 22, 2014
Sunday, September 21, 2014
TO PRESERVE PINE-APPLES
Make a thick, rich syrup; slice the pine-apple after paring it, and boil in the syrup until perfectly clear.
TO PRESERVE PINE-APPLE WITHOUT COOKING
Pare and slice your pine-apple. Make a thick, rich syrup, and boil it till quite clear. Clarify your syrup nicely.
Home Cookery; A Collection of Tried Receipts, both Foreign and Domestic, by Mrs. J. Chadwick, 1853.
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Friday, September 19, 2014
Monday, September 15, 2014
Sunday, September 14, 2014
From Mechanical Devices in the Home, by Edith Allen, 1922.
A brief explanation of stoves is given in this chapter to help the woman with a new stove or with an old one which she does not understand so that she may manage it without wasting fuel and nervous energy. Cooking stoves (Fig. 1) were invented as a convenient means for holding pots and pans in close proximity to the fire. They include a device for regulating the supply of air to the burning fuel.
1. Air Supply for Fire. A proper amount of air must be supplied to the fuel to produce a hot fire. A smoky or yellow flame indicates a lack of sufficient air to produce complete combustion of the fuel. Smoke is unburnt fuel. A smoky fire does not produce as much heat as one which burns with a blue or almost colorless flame. It is usually not the fault of the fuel, but the way it is being used that causes a smoky fire.
2. The Grate. Cooking stoves may be constructed for burning either wood or coal. In both cases, the operation is similar, except that more air should be passing thru the stove while wood is being burnt. For burning coal, the grate should be less open in order to prevent the coal from falling thru. Some modern stoves are made with double grates. These may be turned so that the more open part of them is used for supporting the wood, and the less open part for coal.
These grates are usually reversed by a stove shaker. The housekeeper must understand how this is done in order to avoid reversing them when she shakes down the ashes. Two difficulties arise in reversing the grate when the stove is filled with fuel. The coal may be wasted by falling thru the part intended for wood, or pieces of fuel may fall between the parts so that they cannot be moved. When this happens, it is best to let the fire go out, take out the fuel, adjust the grates as they should be and rebuild the fire.
3. Drafts or Dampers. There are from three to six dampers on a stove as follows:
1) The draft below the fire box, found on all stoves, is to let in air to the burning fire.
2) The draft above the fire box, not found on all stoves, when slightly opened, lets in air which completes the combustion of the gases arising from the top of the fire. When opened too wide, it checks the burning of the fire.
3) The oven damper, found on all cook stoves, is placed at the point where the flame naturally enters the stove pipe. When this damper is closed, the flame must go around the oven instead of directly up the chimney.
To see the oven damper, take off the lid nearest the stove pipe and watch the direction of the flame. The handle to the oven damper may be at the side of the pipe on top of the stove or at the front of the stove under the top near the reservoir. Closing this damper causes the hot gases from the fire to go back over the top of the stove down behind the oven, turn under the oven and come up the chimney. Good stoves are constructed so that the hot gases come in contact with every part of the oven. This makes a longer journey for the gases, but, if the drafts in the front of the stove and chimney are properly adjusted, the gases will make the circuit without forming soot.
4) A damper in the stove pipe for letting air from the room into the pipe serves to check the burning of the fire by taking the place of the draft thru the stove.
5) A damper, or shutter, found in the pipe or chimney of most stoves, when closed, checks the draft up the chimney, and, when open, lets it pass freely.
6) The reservoir damper, found on some stoves having reservoirs, lets the hot gases pass next to the reservoir when open and prevents this when closed.
4. Starting the Fire. If the stove has a reversible grate, see that it is adjusted to suit the fuel before building the fire; then adjust the drafts. Open the draft below the fire box, the oven damper, and the shutter in the chimney; close the draft above the fire box, and the draft which lets air from the room into the pipe, so that the air may pass up thru the fire box and directly up the chimney. Some chimneys produce such strong drafts that the shutter in the chimney has to be kept closed most of the time, even when starting the fire. After the fuel has become ignited, the draft below the fire may be partly closed so that it burns less rapidly. If the fire is to be used for heating water or food on top of the stove, it is now ready for use. If it is still burning too rapidly, the draft may be entirely closed, or the shutter in the chimney partly closed. If at any time the stove smokes, the shutter or drafts above the fire may be closed too much and should be opened enough to let all the smoke pass. Adding too much fuel at one time and not spreading it in a thin layer over the entire surface of the fire may cause the stove to smoke.
5. Keeping a Fire. If, after a fire has been used, it is wanted for use later, close the draft below the fire box, open the one above the fire box, or, if there chances to be no draft here, tilt the lids on the stove to let in the air; close the shutter in the chimney and open the draft in the pipe that lets in air from the room. With the drafts so adjusted, the fire should keep a long time, as it will burn very slowly.
6. Heating the Oven. When baking is to be done, wait until the fire is well started; then close the oven damper. The eveness of heat in the oven depends upon the even distribution of the hot gases below and on the sides of it. This is provided for in the manufacture of the stove itself. The heat in the oven may be regulated by the intensity of the heat from the fire as well as by the damper. Whenever a cooler oven is wanted, the flame may be permitted to go directly up the chimney. Since hot air is always seeking a higher level than cold air, opening the oven door cools the oven, but it will not prevent food set on the bottom of the oven from burning on the bottom. In a closed oven, the greatest degree of heat is at the top, excepting sometimes the surface of the bottom of the oven. Many stoves require the placing of a thin grating on the bottom of the oven to prevent food from burning on the bottom. If food does not brown sufficiently on the bottom, remove the grating so that the dish comes in closer contact with the heating unit.
The insulation of the oven door helps to hold heat in the oven, but the amount lost here is so small that many housekeepers prefer the convenience of the glass door, which, in turn, saves heat by doing away with the necessity of opening the oven door to watch the cooking food.
Some housewives adjust the dampers for heating the oven and then never change them. They heat the kitchen in summer more than is necessary and use more fuel than they need for cooking. It has been estimated that where the careful manager of a stove uses one pound of fuel, the careless manager uses three and a half pounds.